THE CHRONICLE JOKES OF NEGO

[1] Nego went to church--
   nego went for church service and stole  the church wall clock after the service he was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that the pastor preach that God's time is the best.

[2] Bible study class--
   Teacher= what is the surname of lazarus that jesus rose from the death?
    Nego= comfort
Teacher= why did you say that
Nego= Read ur bible carefully sir, when Jesus called lazarus he included his surename
Teacher= How?
Nego= He called with a loud voice saying" LAZARUS COMFORT"

[3] Coward  meaning--
     Teacher; who is a coward?
 Nego; Any cow that is giving award

[4] Lizard--
  Teacher; what is a baby lizard called?
Nego; lizzy baby

[5] Intensive care unit--
    it happened on a hospital in warri, delta state...intensive care unit[ICU] patients died in the same bed, every sunday at 3pm. Doctors thought it was something supernatural. so a team of expert was formed to investigate the cause or causes.
The following sunday, few minute before 3pm all doctors and nurse stood around that particular bed waiting to see what it was. Then suddenly Nego [part time sweeper] entered the ICU, unplugged the life support system of that bed and pluged his blackberry charger.mr.negoblog