SOME LIFE FORMULA ABOUT WOMEN YOU REALLLY NEED TO KNOW.

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  1.  ROMANCE MATHEMATICS                                                                                                                                          __ Smart man  + Smart woman= Romance                                                                                                                                                        __Smart man + Dumb woman= Affair                                                                                                                                                            __ Dumb man + Smart woman= Marriage                                                                                                                                                       __ Dumb man + Dumb woman= Pregnancy                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   2. OFFICE MATHEMATICS                                                                                                            __ Smart boss + Dumb employee= Production                                                                                         __ Smart boss  + Smart employee= Profit                                                                                    __ Dumb boss + Smart employee= Promotion                                                                                 __ Dumb boss + Dumb employee= Overtime                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3. SHOPPING MATHEMATICS                                                                                                       __ A man will pay 2000naira for just a 1000naira item he need.                                                           __ A woman will pay 1000naira for a 2000naira item she doesn't need.                                                                                                                                                                                                   4. GENERAL EQUATION AND STATISTICS                                                                                 __ A woman worries about the future until she get married a husband.                                               ___ A man never worries  about the future  until he get a wife.                                                               __ A successful man is the one who make more money  than his wife can spend.                                __ A successful woman  is the one who  can find such man.                                                                                                                                                                                                                          5. HAPPINESS                                                                                                                              __ To be happy with a man you most understand him a lot and love him a little.                                    __ To be happy with a woman you most love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.                                                                                                                                                                              6. LONGEVITY                                                                                                                            __ Single men  live longer than married men do, because married men are a lot willing to die.                                                                                                                                                                            7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE                                                                                                     __ A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't.                                                 __ A man marries a woman expecting she will change but she does.                                                                                                                                                                                                              8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE                                                                                                      __ A woman has the last word in any argument , Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.                    

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