SOME LIFE FORMULA ABOUT WOMEN YOU REALLLY NEED TO KNOW.
- ROMANCE MATHEMATICS __ Smart man + Smart woman= Romance __Smart man + Dumb woman= Affair __ Dumb man + Smart woman= Marriage __ Dumb man + Dumb woman= Pregnancy 2. OFFICE MATHEMATICS __ Smart boss + Dumb employee= Production __ Smart boss + Smart employee= Profit __ Dumb boss + Smart employee= Promotion __ Dumb boss + Dumb employee= Overtime 3. SHOPPING MATHEMATICS __ A man will pay 2000naira for just a 1000naira item he need. __ A woman will pay 1000naira for a 2000naira item she doesn't need. 4. GENERAL EQUATION AND STATISTICS __ A woman worries about the future until she get married a husband. ___ A man never worries about the future until he get a wife. __ A successful man is the one who make more money than his wife can spend. __ A successful woman is the one who can find such man. 5. HAPPINESS __ To be happy with a man you most understand him a lot and love him a little. __ To be happy with a woman you most love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 6. LONGEVITY __ Single men live longer than married men do, because married men are a lot willing to die. 7. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE __ A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't. __ A man marries a woman expecting she will change but she does. 8. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE __ A woman has the last word in any argument , Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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