COMEDY UNIT

1. ugly people be like -- how can you face your problem when the problem is your face? lo---ba---tan

2.let their be light and their was light, so he separated the light from the darkness, the light called Generator and the darkness he called NEPA.

3. an igbo man will never forget his change with a bus conductor , he will rather set a reminder on his phone.

4. Nollywood  why na, how can an angel wear wristwatch'

5.Correct me if i'm wrong. Men regret ladies they didn't sleep with, while ladies regret men they slept with.

6.Dear girlfriend don't go out to insult hefty guys, i won't fight back but i promise to be beside U on the hospital bed.

7. Faith is when a graduate student obtains clearance form when he hasn't checked any of his result.....hehehe.

8. Ladies surprise your boyfriend  today: collect his account details and deposit money into it .....its Romantic

9. Money is not everything? of cos money is everything, its just a lie the tell poor people so that they won''t start a riot. lolz

10.the woman made the phrase " All men are the same" was a woman who lost her chinese  husband in a chinese crowd, since all of them look alike she now said all men are thesame.

11. An igbo man was raped by some ladies alongside onitsha main market yesterday morning while jogging.... This morning over 100 guys where found jogging past the same road.. what are they looking for there?mr.negoblog

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